The Dominator

The Dominator

"The Dominator" is a parody by Don A. Landhill, of "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers. The author has publicly stated that this parody may be reproduced by anyone provided that the content, byline, and copyright notice are kept intact.







Copyright © 1997 by Don A. Landhill

(Based on "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers)

In a warm paneled study,

at a party out in nowhere

I met up with a Dominant --

we were both too tired to sleep.

So we both sat there just staring

at the ladies in the hallway

'til they somehow all went elsewhere

and he began to speak.

He said, "Son I've made a life

out of reading ladies faces.

Knowing just how hard to spank

by the way they bat their eyes.

So if you don't think me nosey,

I think you feel out of place here

and for some time with your sub,

son I will give you some advice

So I handed him my paddle and called for my best girl

Then he took her overlap

and told her not to bite

Then my sub got deathly quiet

but her face had *some* expression

when he said "If you're gonna play these games, boy

You gotta play 'em right.

"You've got to know when to spank her

know when to thank her

when to give discipline,

and when to just have fun

you make her count the smacks, boy

while she's bending o'er the table

there'll be time enough for loving

when the spanking's done.

"Every dom here knows

that the secret to good spanking

is knowing what to give right now

and knowing what should keep

cause a well-timed hand can win her

but a mis-timed had *will* lose her

and the best way you can end up

is together snug asleep

And when he'd finished speaking,

he turned back towards my girl there

smacked her ass a time or two,

then nudged her to her feet

and somewhere in the party suite

I heard him smack a novice

but in his well-thought words I found

the way to make life sweet:

"You've got to know when to spank her

know when to thank her

when to give discipline,

and when to just have fun

you make her drop her pants, boy

before giving her the paddle

then you stick her in a corner

';til her crying's done.

Yes, You've got to know when to spank her

know when to thank her

when to give discipline,

and when to just have fun

you make her count the smacks, boy

while she's bending o'er the table

there'll be time enough for loving

when the spanking's done.

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