American apparel Ads with Captions

We need to get started keep warming up.

Have you found them yet?

No dear, stop worrying about the clothes you wear, haven't you learned anything from yoga, the clothing you wear on the outside doesn't matter, it's how you dress your spirit on the inside that matters.

But what will I wear home?

Last time you were at yoga class you swore you teacher saw your panties when you were doing downward dog, and now today someone stole your clothes before class, yet you instructor was nice enough to loan you some of hers.

It looks like it'll be just us today eric, or should I say eris?

Now spread your legs likea butteryfly spreads her wings, now watch me, um my eyes-

O sorry-

that's better, look into my eyes, and you'll have all the time in the world to look at a beautiful female form soon, but first become the butterfly and feel your legs stretching further and further apart, like mine, further than they've ever been before...

Ok here's you a cab to take you home, I told you there was nothing to worry about.

But my legs, they um feel funny... and um they open on their own each time I sit down.

Yes, I am proud of you you really pushed yourself in the butterfly pose and it seems you may need some time to heal, but I'm sure it'll wear off in a couple of days.

Days? But..

Bye sweet heart, you can keep the clothes. (She shuts the taxi door)

Um yeah this is not the way to my house.

*snap* Sleep.

This one is a male?

*lol* was. I installed the hypnotic triggers whilst we were doing yoga over the past couple of weeks. Ever since I saw his panty line on the first day, I knew this would be the perfect opportunity to procure a new um... "assistant"
Is that what you call them now? *laughs* this one can't even close his-

her-

"its" legs

Yes I think the trigger was too strong for such a weak mind, but no matter it serves our purpose well, does it not?

Some More Sexy American Apparel Ads and My shopping List

I figured I'd include somemore ads and also some more items from my last three shopping experiences, remember the items can run a bit small if you decide to shop there.

Wait before buying the inflatable enema!

Guess I didn't need to shout, but I broke my own rule and posted in my excitement about the inflatable enema plug from amazon. The concept is a good one yet there is one big flaw in that there is no control to stop back flow. Little good will an enema plug be if there is a hole in it. I mean it does seem to help a little and feels sexy but for my original purposes it is lacking. However it will find good use as an inflatable butt plug as well, I probably will continue to use it for enemas until I find something better. Why the Pictures? O yeah, I'm sorry I should be punished accordingly that or did I just add the pictures to make sure you'd read this ;)

How I got Rid of all MY Male Undies Once and 4 All

Some of you may not like this idea but whatever, I like it and it's my blog:)

I do allot of shopping at American Apparel both in store and online, their prices are reasonable and their clothing feels so good, and also you can find many unisex items to "practically" feminize yourself. But I digress the topic is panties: which I love all the more, by utilizing their panties I have finally been able to get rid of my male underwear, with the exception of their unisex briefs which if I get have to be in feminine colors. But I am not recommending these but instead ones like these, which I have, but even more androgynous but still so sexy. I have one pair they are only $2 now I'm getting more, right at the border of unisex but the material is ultra soft and woman who see you up close will reconogize as panties but most guys won't-- I have five pairs of these, actually I have some on right now. AAP also has ultra feminine ones you should add to your order I have these also and love them. Sorry this was long, but had to represent American Apparel, as their commitment to androgony has let me commit to the next step in my feminization whist still safely going to the gym.

I figured I'd include some ads and also items from my last three shopping experiences, remeber the items can run a bit small if you decide to shop there.