The Dominator
"The Dominator" is a parody by
Don A. Landhill, of "
The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers. The author has publicly stated that this parody may be reproduced by anyone provided that the content, byline, and copyright notice are kept intact.
Copyright © 1997 by Don A. Landhill
(Based on "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers)
In a warm paneled study,
at a party out in nowhere
I met up with a Dominant --
we were both too tired to sleep.
So we both sat there just staring
at the ladies in the hallway
'til they somehow all went elsewhere
and he began to speak.
He said, "Son I've made a life
out of reading ladies faces.
Knowing just how hard to spank
by the way they bat their eyes.
So if you don't think me nosey,
I think you feel out of place here
and for some time with your sub,
son I will give you some advice
So I handed him my paddle and called for my best girl
Then he took her overlap
and told her not to bite
Then my sub got deathly quiet
but her face had *some* expression
when he said "If you're gonna play these games, boy
You gotta play 'em right.
"You've got to know when to spank her
know when to thank her
when to give discipline,
and when to just have fun
you make her count the smacks, boy
while she's bending o'er the table
there'll be time enough for loving
when the spanking's done.
"Every dom here knows
that the secret to good spanking
is knowing what to give right now
and knowing what should keep
cause a well-timed hand can win her
but a mis-timed had *will* lose her
and the best way you can end up
is together snug asleep
And when he'd finished speaking,
he turned back towards my girl there
smacked her ass a time or two,
then nudged her to her feet
and somewhere in the party suite
I heard him smack a novice
but in his well-thought words I found
the way to make life sweet:
"You've got to know when to spank her
know when to thank her
when to give discipline,
and when to just have fun
you make her drop her pants, boy
before giving her the paddle
then you stick her in a corner
';til her crying's done.
Yes, You've got to know when to spank her
know when to thank her
when to give discipline,
and when to just have fun
you make her count the smacks, boy
while she's bending o'er the table
there'll be time enough for loving
when the spanking's done.
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