Tits and Ass (won't get you jobs, unless they're yours)

This was one of my favorite songs in high school and my last post made me think of it. I hadn't heard it in years but can still sing it all by heart. Just so wonderful. Given that most of you men probably have never even heard of "A Chorus Line" I thought I'd post a link and the lyrics.

Enjoy.

Dance: ten; Looks; three.

And I' still on unemployment,
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.

"Dance: ten; Looks; three,"

I like to die!Left the theatre and

Called the doctor for
My appointment to buy...
Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.

Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.All that goes with it.
Tits and ass!

Had the bingo-bongos done.

Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs

Unless they're yours.

Didn't cost a fortune neither.

Didn't hurt my sex life either.

Flat and sassy,

I would get the strays and losers.

Beggars really can't be choosers.
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
Fised the chassis."How do you do!"

Life turned into and

Endless medley of
"Gee it had to be you!"
Why?

Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare

Now you knock and someone's there.
You have got 'em, hey.
Top to bottom, hey.

It's a gas!Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and you fine!

Tits and ass can change your life.
They sure changed mine.

Have it all done.
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c'mon.
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For

Tits and ass.
Orchestra or balcony.
What they want is whatcha see.
Keep the best of you.
Do the rest of you.
Pits or class.
I have never seen it fail.
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.

Tits and ass,
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed...My...
Life...!

(for the record, I am 100% natural, and will stay that way until I have kids at which point I will get a breast lift, or lets just be honest here, I'm going to start poking eyes out if I turn too quickly. They already have a tendency to go places on their own without adult supervision, but lets not see what happens when they're at my navel, lol. Other than that, I think I'll stay away from the knife. Doesn't mean I don't love this song though!)

xoxo

Princess Kelley