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Thursday, April 21, 2011

A Late Night Conversation

An actual chat between Francesca and I two nights ago.

 Francesca: are you busy? I need help
 Francesca: ...picking a vibrator
 Princess Kelley: lol
 Princess Kelley: i was about to go to bed
 Francesca: damnit
 Princess Kelley: and i saw that and got concerned, and then
 Princess Kelley: lol
 Princess Kelley: i can still help though :)
 Princess Kelley: what's up?
 Francesca: ok!
 Princess Kelley: what part do you need help with?
 Francesca: so i have $ on amazon giftcards and figured i'd put it to good use
 Francesca: on sex toys
 Princess Kelley: lol
 Princess Kelley: good plan
 Francesca: i dunno how much you pay attention to the world of luxury vibrators but this brand Vanity by Jopen, have 2  models that I'm torn between
 Francesca: ignore how bad the commercial is
 Princess Kelley: ok send me the links- and i pay pretty close attention
 Francesca: i've http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laLtFRtI
 Princess Kelley: i'm a big fan of lelo for the record
 Francesca: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eTjQSRCiCA&feature=related
 Francesca: lelo is cool
 Princess Kelley: oh i saw this at condom sense
 Francesca: but these, I met at condom sense one day and never forgot
 Francesca: i've been internet stalking and lusting over
 Princess Kelley: lol
 Francesca: since february
 Princess Kelley: they seem awesome
 Francesca: i know
 Princess Kelley: well then you shoudl get one!
 Princess Kelley: ok
 Princess Kelley: then which is the other?
 Francesca: but now i have to pick and i've narrowed it down to 7 & and 11
 Francesca: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eTjQSRCiCA&feature=related
 Princess Kelley: ok found it
 Francesca: go to 1:08  on that vid
 Francesca: lol
 Princess Kelley: hmmm
 Princess Kelley: LOL
 Princess Kelley: ok personally i like the 7
 Princess Kelley: but i prefer clitoral stimulation
 Princess Kelley: and i dont' like things to move circularly inside me
 Princess Kelley: find my g spot and stick with it
 Princess Kelley: lol
 Princess Kelley: plus it is MUCH larger- and i'm not stretched enough'; but i am not intimately acquantied with your vagina
 Francesca: hahaha. well I like interesting sensations... and i'm afraid the 7 won't be big enough, or the 11 will be too big,
 Princess Kelley: well how big is the one you're using now?
 Francesca: like i'm just afraid of making the wrong descision
 Princess Kelley: 7  is larger than the one i have, and the one i use is plenty big on me
 Francesca: meh, the entire thing is the same at the insertable lenth as
 Francesca: but i've met bigger penises
 Princess Kelley: hmmm
 Francesca: but i'm leaning toward 7
 Princess Kelley: i'm rewatching
 Princess Kelley: oh 7  moves too
 Francesca: also, 11  charges on a stand and 7 charges just with a cord, adn I think i'd prefer the cord bc you can hide that easier lol
 Princess Kelley: tru
 Princess Kelley: mine has a cord and its very easy
 Princess Kelley: LOL
 Princess Kelley: 1:33
 Princess Kelley: LMAO
 Princess Kelley: i can't handle that moment
 Francesca: well they both plug in, but the  stands up on its charger base
 Princess Kelley: watch 11  at1:33
 Princess Kelley: its on the stand moving
 Princess Kelley: and spinning like rings
 Francesca: lol
 Princess Kelley: i think either will be fine, but i'd personally go with 7
 Francesca: it looks like a seal or dolphin doing tricks
 Francesca: mmk
 Princess Kelley: so if you were leaning towards 7
 Princess Kelley: go with that
 Francesca: thank you!
 Princess Kelley: welcome :)
 Princess Kelley: when we talk next remind me to tell you that i'm supposed to become a sex toy tester for some online site
 Princess Kelley: not adam and eve
 Princess Kelley: ummmm
 Francesca: no
 Princess Kelley: lol
 Francesca: I want to be a sex toy tester
 Princess Kelley: LOL
 Francesca: I can take WAY more than you
 Francesca: lol
 Princess Kelley: true
 Princess Kelley: you can get post
 Francesca: I'll write teh reviews and we can post them under your name
 Princess Kelley: they have a "blogger relations department; ok
 Princess Kelley: we'll split them :)
 Francesca: hahah
 Princess Kelley: Edenfantasies
 Francesca: like toys over 6  inches or mor e than 2 .5 width lol
 Francesca: i was just shopping there!
 Princess Kelley: true fact
 Princess Kelley: lol
 Francesca: but i can get teh  for less on amazon, also giftcard
 Princess Kelley: giftcard is where its at
 Princess Kelley: :)
 Francesca: yup
 Francesca: doubt i'll tell the cousins what i got though
 Princess Kelley: Lol, i'm glad i could be of help to you ;)
 Francesca: ok
 Princess Kelley: LOL
 Princess Kelley: oh and cuteroulette is my new crack
 Francesca: go to bed, i'll let you know what happens. It's my birthday gift to myself
 Francesca: hahahah
 Francesca: I'm so glad
 Francesca: Sara sent it to me
 Princess Kelley: its the gift that keeps on giving
 Princess Kelley: the video of hte cat that can't jump
 Princess Kelley: i feel so bad but i just can't stop laughing
 Princess Kelley: its on my facebook
 Francesca: I know!
 Princess Kelley: over and over and over
 Princess Kelley: and its just so bad but SOOO funny
 Francesca: have you seen kittens jumping at shawdows on teh wall?
 Francesca: they're adorable
 Princess Kelley: yessss
 Princess Kelley: i love that one
 Princess Kelley: my favorite adorable one
 Princess Kelley: has to be the baby kittne and the momma
 Princess Kelley: i say its like me and my nana- comes out like what are you doing to my baby, and then like, why are you out of bed? come back here- i will eat your face
 Francesca: um, you need to post this conversation, or a summary or it, Sex toys, sex toys, ooh! it looks liek a dolphin! OMG kittens!
 Princess Kelley: LOL
 Princess Kelley: sooo true
 Princess Kelley: and the "i need help"
 Princess Kelley: rush to friend's aid
 Francesca: um, that was purposeful
 Princess Kelley: ...with sex toys
 Princess Kelley: LOL
 Francesca: and it worked
 Princess Kelley: lmao
 Princess Kelley: true fact true fact
 Princess Kelley: hey, i'm here for a friend in need :) here for all sex toy emergencies
 Princess Kelley: i should have a hotline
Princess Kelley: now it is time for bed for me :)
 Francesca: ok! night night! sleep tight
 Francesca: and we will talk later, yes? bc I love you a ton
 Princess Kelley: i miss you though- i'll call you this weekend? or over easter break?
 Princess Kelley: yes pleaseeee
 Francesca: you can call me any time. duh. this weekend is good
 Francesca: both really
 Princess Kelley: k :)
 Princess Kelley: night night my love
 Francesca: you too dolface
 Princess Kelley: muah!
 Francesca: ;D


Yeah, that's basically how it goes. Anything and everything ends in kittens and cuteness :)
We know, we're awesome :)

You just wish your best friend was that cool. :)

xoox
Princess Kelley


PS. update. She went and saw them in person and is going with 11